• Me: I cleaned all the dishes
  • Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
  • Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
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desconstruir-me:

buried deep within there’s a human

(Reblogged from sunshining-through)

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

(Reblogged from poopsnapchats)

silvashko:

cattyjean:

silvashko:

the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me

I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.

image

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bvsedjesus:

if a man dont eat pussy, he aint a man

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I was curious about what exactly this was, so I went to the blog that posted this and found out that it’s actually a self-sufficient vertical garden that the community created together. Everyone that sees it is encouraged to give the plants some water and add their own if they’d like. Awesome.

I was curious about what exactly this was, so I went to the blog that posted this and found out that it’s actually a self-sufficient vertical garden that the community created together. Everyone that sees it is encouraged to give the plants some water and add their own if they’d like. Awesome.

(Source: maudstitch)

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

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d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME
(Reblogged from lostmywayaround)

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

(Source: damagaladriel)

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(Reblogged from lostmywayaround)
babyminaj:

this is the happiest picture I’ve ever seen

babyminaj:

this is the happiest picture I’ve ever seen

(Source: cute-overload)

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nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

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